Assprin
July 30th, 2010 by Arden Adamz received No Comments »Some folks will say that porno is degrading, and offensive… That photos and videos of erotica aren’t beneficial to your health or longevity. Yes, it’s true there are individuals (and in certain cases groups) of people who feel this way about smut. Well to those nay-sayers I am here to say that an Assprin a day keeps the doctor away, and by checking out naked pics and vids not only are you boosting moral, but (often times) also the economy! So buck up (seriously, buck up) and surf that web for your favorite porno princess and kinky mistress, after all that’s what we’re here for!
Be advised though– side effects may include:
- Increased blood pressure – Euphoria – Perversion – Carpal Tunnel Syndrome - Decreased Stress - Increased libido - Wet Dreams - Please call your local Porn Star if an erection lasts more than four hours. (You may want to ask her to bring a friend for back up… Just a precaution of course.)
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